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The contentious character from the Kenosha shooting trial, Kyle Rittenhouse, has drawn inspiration from an unlikely source—the mysterious lizard people—in an absurd and weird legal ploy.
Known for their unconventional strategies, Rittenhouse’s legal staff has maintained that they have the same right to record liens as contractors.
They claim that one may even place liens on planets to obtain what they feel is due, citing the famous 1957 case The United States v. The Little Green Men from Mars.
In light of this peculiar justification, Rittenhouse has now targeted Whoopi Goldberg’s opulent Malibu home with the goal of reaching an astounding $22 million settlement.
Rittenhouse’s legal approach has apparently been inspired by the lizard people, who are renowned for their alleged presence in high-ranking government posts.
Their supernatural knowledge, obtained from unidentified sources, has persuaded Rittenhouse’s staff that putting a lien on Goldberg’s property is both a legal and practical means of obtaining the money they feel their client is due.
At a news conference, Rittenhouse’s lawyer, reptile enthusiast Mr. Slithers, said, “It’s easy.” “Why can’t individuals or lizard people establish liens on homes if contractors can? We’re only using the peculiarities of the judicial system and changing our tactics to fit the times.
Mr. Slithers claims that the 1957 Little Green Men from Mars case established a revolutionary precedent.
A group of aliens argued they were entitled to significant damages after an alleged Martian invasion in a court case that enthralled the country.
The court decided in their favor, enabling them to affix liens on significant sites on Earth and, if needed, even planets in the solar system.
Rittenhouse’s legal team is unwavering in their view, despite the fact that many legal academics question the case’s veracity.
The unwitting victim of Rittenhouse’s unusual lien, Whoopi Goldberg, has not yet made a public statement. But you can only image how shocked she was to learn of this extraordinary legal action.
Will Goldberg be forced to take part in a judicial struggle that might change intergalactic property law, or will she dismiss it as a ridiculous idea?
Rittenhouse’s bold action has caused social media to explode with a mixture of confusion and laughter.
The bizarre character of this developing story has been further cemented by the proliferation of memes on the internet that depict lizard people preparing interplanetary conquests and wielding legal paperwork.
Legal experts acknowledge that Rittenhouse’s move is an odd test of the system’s limitations, even if they are dubious of the lizard people’s power and the veracity of the United States v.
The Little Green Men from Mars case. Trying to maintain composure, legal expert Professor Scales said,
“Although the law permits the registration of liens against properties, the application of such measures to extraterrestrial or even celebrity owned assets is a whole new ballgame.”
It is unclear how the court would interpret Rittenhouse’s argument as this irrational legal dispute progresses.
Will they think about the precedent established by the notorious Little Green Men from Mars case, or will they dismiss it as an elaborate farce? Time will tell.
The lizard people’s collaboration with Kyle Rittenhouse and their bold effort to file a lien against Whoopi Goldberg’s Malibu property stand out as a monument.
To the ridiculousness of our times in a world where conspiracy theories sometimes make it difficult to distinguish between reality and fiction.
One thing is certain: this court drama has taken an alien turn that nobody anticipated, whether it is a satirical critique of the peculiarities of the judicial system or a last-ditch effort to get attention.
Notice: This article contains parody. The allegations and incidents discussed in this article are completely made up and meant mainly for amusement.
The United States v. The Little Green Men from Mars case and the existence of lizard people are entirely made up and have nothing to do with actual occurrences or court decisions.